It's almost time....

....for that most important event of the year.

Yes, tomorrow is the annual Redneck Games in East Dublin, Georgia and I did momentarily toy with the idea of wandering down to KFC to recruit Worcester Park's own team to enter the competition, before I remembered just how much I like living, breathing and all that good stuff. Because of this cowardice on my part you'll have to use your imagination to picture Worcester Park residents competing in "Bobbin for pigs feet", "Seed spittin", "Mud pit belly flop" and the "Armpit serenade" not forgetting to mention "Rob and Rawni's Big Redneck Wedding", "Redneck Idol" and "Miss Redneck". If the Hamptons want to get Worcester Park residents back onside they'd have got a bigger crowd doing that than having a fete...... maybe there's next year.

Speaking of the Hamptons Worcester Park (the blog, not the suburb) has fired the opening salvo in the next "Battle of the Hamptons" and there'll be tears before bedtime for sure!! If by some fluke St James win their appeal perhaps we'll be treated to the "original" Hamptons residents waging war with the "new" Hamptons residents..........