Apparently there was an assault in "A Worcester Park tailor's" at 6.45am last Thursday. I didn't see anything, though it was around the time that I was going to the station for the 6.56. Judging by the age of the victim (65) and the description of it being a tailor's I'm guessing it's the shop on the right of this photo, as they're closing down due to retirement, but I'd be interested to find out for sure. If anyone has an info the original link has the contact details for the police.
Worcester Park is generally a quiet place, which is why this counts as big news, but it'd be nice not to have this kind of stuff happen at all. That probably qualifies me to be Squadron Leader of the 1st Worcester Park Flying Pigs but hey.