Friday, 4 May 2012

Last Chance To Buy...

I see that the people at Nicholls Interiors on Central Road are having a massive "closing down forever" sale offering discounts of up to 75% off! The only problem I can see with this is that their chosen method of advertising these massive discounts is to completely obscure them from your vision so that even trying to peek between the cracks of their huge posters yields not even a morsel of useful information. It could be that the place has already been stripped bare by eager bargain hunters but I will never know as it's (almost) equally possible that there's a zombie army waiting inside for more unfortunate victims. Best not to risk it eh?

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