Tuesday, 6 September 2011
Time for a new gadget?
It's almost a shame that I rarely need to get a bus, but perhaps you might find it useful!
Monday, 5 September 2011
Impeccable Timing
Monday, 1 August 2011
Would you like a flake with that?
"Police pounced on an ice cream man who was caught on camera performing a solo sex act while on duty in his van.
Vincenzo Coffaro, 81, was filmed on a mobile phone when he was spied in full view through the serving hatch of his van pleasuring himself while parked at one of his regular pitches in Overton Road, Sutton."
So far, so disgusting. It doesn't get any better.
"But after being released from custody Coffaro, from Sutton, was spotted selling ice creams the next day.
When confronted by the Sutton Guardian he insisted he would continue to ply his trade around the borough’s schools and parks – despite hygiene concerns.
Sutton trading standards said it could not stop him working because his offence was not sufficient for an immediate trading ban."
So when you hear an ice-cream van plying it's trade in Worcester Park stick your head out of the window and check it's not Vincenzo before you send the kids out.
Monday, 25 July 2011
Monday, 18 July 2011
As one door closes
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Megabytes on the move
Monday, 20 June 2011
Beechdean Motorsports - Brands Hatch 2011
Hopefully you'll have seen from my recent posts that the newly-opened Nonsuch Pantry has taken on a range of Beechdean ice creams so in probably one of the most tangentally connected posts you're likely to read on a blog I went to watch the 007 car of Beechdean Motorsports compete in the Brands Hatch round of the Avon Tyres British GT Championship.
The Beechdean Motorsports car is a black and yellow six-litre Aston Martin DBRS9 capable of 0-60 in under 4 seconds in the GT3 class with ice-cream company director Andrew Howard and professional driver Jonny Adams behind the wheel. Things were looking promising after a good run in qualifying but on an alternately sunny and rainy day in Kent it'd be fair to say that they had a bad day at the office. Starting from 4th on the grid an early spin dropped them down the field and a later puncture, slowing them to a crawl for an almost complete lap of Brands Hatch's Grand Prix circuit, and a couple of trips into the gravel meant that it was not going to be their day. They finished the race in a disappointing 20th and will be hoping to regroup before the next race in Spa, Belgium in three weeks time.
*n.b. They don't sponsor me and didn't get me into Brands Hatch. Promise!
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
Two car crash on Central Road
As I made my way home up Central from work yesterday afternoon I came on the scene of an accident. A large BMW, driven by an elderly gentleman, had uprooted two very sturdy metal bollards from the pavement and he was seated in a chair waiting for the arrival of an ambulance. I noticed that his airbag had deployed so it must have been quite some whack to set that off and uproot the bollards.Slightly further down the hill at the bus stop there was another car, with a young man in attendance, showing damage to its front left and seemed to have been involved in the accident, but I couldn't quite work out the chain of events. Any ideas anyone?
