Beauty or talent?

The Brinkster Clan was away in the countryside for much of the Easter weekend feeding milk to orphaned lambs, hunting crabs in rock pools on the beach and other non-suburban stuff but apparently back in the land of TV reception something quite interesting has been happening. As The Noble Savage has already posted "Britain's Got Talent" produced an immense surprise in the most un-Beyonce shape of Susan Boyle, aged 47 and in every way an almost stereotypical spinster complete with Pebbles the cat as companion.

She blew away the judges and the audience with a performance entirely at odds with her appearance which, if you missed it like I did, can be seen here. To quote The Noble Savage's final paragraph
"She was phenomenal, no question. The arrogance of those who judged her made Susan’s success all the sweeter. But why did they judge her talent based on how she looked and her marital status? Are we so shallow as a society that those two things are primary criteria for ascertaining whether or not someone will have talent or the ability to be successful? Ridiculous"

Are we so shallow? Apparently we are.

Over at The Times the Alpha Mummy blog has a post entitled "It's time to be more American with our children's teeth" and uses the latest figures on UK tooth extractions for children as a springboard to launch into why only a neat selection of pearly whites is the only acceptable form of mouth furniture. It quotes a piece by Malcolm Gladwell in the New Yorker back in 2005 which says:
"And those struggling to get ahead in the job market quickly find that the unsightliness of bad teeth, and the self-consciousness that results, can become a major barrier. If your teeth are bad, you’re not going to get a job as a receptionist, say, or a cashier. "

The Times seems, somewhat ironically, to ignore the New Yorker article being about those who can't afford health insurance in the US and how much better European systems of healthcare are but leaving that aside it seems to have gone beyond encouraging basic dental health and seems to be holding up cosmetic perfection as the norm. After go-karting on Friday we went to Chessington (World of Adventures, not the fine garden centre next door) and I happened to comment to Mrs Brinkster that it did seem like a convention for the dentally challenged as I had never seen so many poorly treated sets of nashers in one place at one time with displays of teeth akin to neglected tombstones in a graveyard before the Health & Safety people arrived to flatten them for being 'unsafe'. It obviously doesn't tell me anything about their intelligence or personality but would suggest that they've not followed the recommended dental practices, and I know a number of people who haven't been to the dentist for years but don't have any problems with their teeth because they follow the basics. My take on it is that having been written off as a lost cause by my orthodontist in my teenage years as much as I, in some way, would love to have Hollywood teeth with which to wow my fellow commuters I'm just happy to have healthy teeth and not get hung up about it...

Many years ago I had the joy of working with a lady by the name of Pat Erridge who, it could be argued, would make Susan Boyle look like Keira Knightley but was one of only a few people to appear on Mastermind three times, and I believe was a finalist in the Brain of Mensa competition back in 1999, not to mention numerous other quiz and gameshow appearances including her most entertaining one with her euphonium playing sidekick Gary on a Michael Barrymore quiz show that I can't quite remember the name of. Hidden behind her somewhat strange and unconventional mannerisms and demeanour she had a highly developed and agile mind and if she could have sung as well as she could think would have put the angels to shame.

Down with the cult of perfection and let's here it for real talent!


Noble Savage - Spinster's Got Talent
http://noblesavage.me.uk/2009/04/11/spinsters-got-talent/

Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

Alpha Mummy
http://timesonline.typepad.com/alphamummy/2009/04/its-time-to-be-more-american-with-our-childrens-teeth.html

New Yorker - The Moral-Hazard Myth
http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2005/08/29/050829fa_fact?currentPage=all

Pat Erridge
http://www.geocities.com/mastermind_hsp/patricia_erridge.htm

Who do you think you are?

Who'd have thunk it eh? No sooner does St Johns Church blog appear on the scene than he's touting celebrities on it!?!? Tipped off by The Parkerilla I made sure to watch Who Do You Think You Are last night featuring Kevin Whately, aka Lewis of Inspector Morse fame (that's him on the left) and Kevin Scott, vicar of St johns (that's him on the right). Not only does it turn out that one of Kevin Whately's ancestors is buried in St Johns graveyard but a family member actually owned Nonsuch Park back in the 18th century. If you didn't see it last night I'd recommend you watch the repeat on BBC2 tonight at 7pm or look it up on iPlayer and jump to about two thirds of the way through if you're the impatient type.

In other news the Huntsmans conversion to lounge bar heaven continues with the addition of multi-coloured scaffolding.


Lastly if you knew an R.D.W. French who lived at 44 The Avenue back in the 70's then you need to see this blog post.

Starter for ten?

When I was younger, so much younger than today, about the only things worth watching on a Sunday lunchtime were Thunderbirds and/or University Challenge, the former boasting wooden acting but cool explosions while the latter gave us an outlet for all of those facts we'd gleaned from reading pile after pile of books.

Being busy with something else last Monday night I only caught the last fifteen minutes of University Challenge where the much-celebrated team of Corpus Christi College Oxford overcame a first half deficit to pull level with Manchester in the second half and then comprehensively bury them 275 to 190 in the last five minutes with a finish that had the normally composed and proper announcer almost screaming into his tightly-clenched microphone. It was an excellent piece of TV, watched by 5.3 million viewers, and is well-worth watching on iPlayer if for no better reason than to understand the Gail Trimble phenomenon, who is the highest points scorer in University Challenge history and accounted for two-thirds of her team's 1200 points from the series.

But all is not well. It turns out that one of the Corpus Christi team had finished college and for the last few rounds was employed by PriceWaterhouseCoopers and wasn't a student at all!?!? Some are crying "foul", others suggest that it didn't make any material difference because of Gail Trimble's performance and the third camp couldn't care less either way.... it's a TV programme... get over it.

By now you may be wondering what on earth this has to do with Worcester Park so I'll refer you to the blog of St Johns, Worcester Park, where vicar Kevin Scott recollects that he prepared Gail Trimble for her confirmation some thirteen years ago. If you want to read that, and see a picture of a former Blue Peter presenter, then head over to St John's church blog.

Ermmm... anybody spot the Beatles lyric?

Home Show

My regular trawl of the internet has thrown up another TV reference to Worcester Park, this time from Channel 4's recent Home Show.

"On to tonight’s show, George Clarke travels to the heartland of suburban London, home to financial consultant Grant, Mum Jo and their two daughters, five year old Isobel and two year old Daisy. "

Heartland of suburban London indeed! Click on the image below to view the gallery on the Home Show website.

The Channel 4 site isn't particularly forthcoming with schedules for the programme but it looks like it can/will be viewed using their "4 on Demand" thing.

Old timers will remember the visit from Location, Location, Location some time back but this is the first showing on TV for a while, unless you know better?